My Internet is Evil

1 Sep

On the Porch

Onisha Ellis

I probably shouldn’t use the word evil to describe my internet, but the level of frustration it provokes in me leads to dreams of random acts of revenge.  It isn’t the internet itself that is evil, it’s my internet provider. It has no respect or concerns for my needs. Whether I am in the middle of booking a reservation or snagging a sudden opening  on a promotional site, it does not care. It will drop me faster than an egg in an egg and spoon race and as often.

Egg and Spoon Race


After a particularly dreadful bout of internet failure, I appealed to the provider on Facebook. Their social media team expressed dismay and distress for my predicament and sent a request to their escalation team asking them  to call me. They did call. I missed it but they did leave a message. It seems I live in a high usage area . No consolation of an impending improvement. Basically too bad, so sad.

Now you might be thinking, why doesn’t the woman change providers?  I would love to. BUT we have DSL and it seems that all of the internet in the area runs over the same system. No matter who we pay, the service will be the same. Now that I have grumbled and groused, I need to say that I am grateful and blessed to have internet service, Many families in rural areas have no DSL or broadband internet.

Another thing I am grateful for is my husband’s improving health after two years of decline. This summer he has completed multiple projects and is almost finished with his current one, replacing our entryway stairs.


I am working on grousing less and giving thanks more, but my internet service is really testing me!


4 Responses to “My Internet is Evil”

  1. DiVoran Lites September 2, 2016 at 8:57 am #

    I loved your post. It’s so upbeat and so honest. You know how I feel about all such things and I congratulate for getting the feeling just right (with humor).


  2. paddycummins September 2, 2016 at 2:13 am #

    Offer it all up, Onisha. Keep the faith. All will work out.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Onisha Ellis September 3, 2016 at 10:56 am #

      Thank you, Paddy. For me it’s all about keeping what is important and letting go of the rest.


  3. Nadine C. Keels September 1, 2016 at 5:16 pm #

    I understand how this ol’ Internet can be. 😀 And yay for your Mister and his projects! That’s indeed a blessing.

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