Church Lady Typos

12 Nov

From the Heart

Louise Gibson

Louise Gibson


Life is serious, of this we all agree-

but experience has taught me,

one’s health is improved with glee.


These brought a smile to me.

I hope they do the same for you


Those wonderful church bulletins are back.

Thank God for church ladies who type.

These sentences actually appeared in

church bulletins or were announced

at church services.


Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.

It’s a chance to get rid of those things

around the house that are not worth keeping.

Bring your husbands.


Don’t let worry kill you – let the church help.


Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again”,

giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.


Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married

on October 24 in the church.  So ends a friendship

that began in their school days.


The church will host an evening of fine dining,

super entertainment and gracious hostility.


Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 p.m.  Prayer

and medication to follow.


The ladies of the church have cast off clothing

of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement

on Friday afternoon.


: – )


I Will Meditate


One Response to “Church Lady Typos”

  1. Old Things R New November 12, 2015 at 7:12 pm #

    Laughter is a gift. Thanks for sharing these.


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